a memecoin of the greenwood · robinhood chain
the wojak of robinhood
sacred scroll:
0x2E1dD2a9Fa632031E9e54cB167B3C690D966Cb03
0x2E1dD2a9Fa632031E9e54cB167B3C690D966Cb03
In the Kingdom of Robinhood the fees were zero, yet the peasants still wept. Their candles burned red through the long winter, and the King grew fat on order flow.
Then one wojak walked into Sherwood with a bow, a bag, and no stop-loss. He robbed the rich blocks and gave to the poor wallets. The King seethed. The forest turned green.
Word spread. The Merry Jaks gathered. Now every night the forest glows — one candle at a time, ever higher, ever green. Bring bags.
// historians note: none of this happened. it is, however, all true.
Robs the order flow, airdrops the poor. Never misses — entries, exits, or the King's carriage.
Carries the bags others cannot lift. Inspects every dip personally. Chef's kiss.
The diamond of Sherwood. Her dowry is 100% $BOWJAK and it has never once been sold.
Feeds the whole merry band from one cauldron. Her soup is green and her hands are diamond.
Rings the bell at every top. Drools at every bottom. Somehow up more than everyone.
Bought the top of every rally since 1194. Still holding. Spare an arrow — he'll be rich by spring.
Mascot of bow.fun and teller of the tale. Every arrow loosed on the outlaw market passes through his story.
Taxed everything, lost everything. Cries alone in the castle, still 100% fiat.
Any EVM wallet rides. Point it at Robinhood Chain and bridge in some ETH for the road.
Ride to bow.fun — the outlaw market itself — or paste the sacred scroll below into any Robinhood Chain DEX. Trust no impostors.
Swap. Hold. Tell no one how much. (You will tell everyone.)